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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

rapmonsters:

sm: due to *spins colorful wheel* scheduling conflicts, *throws a dart at board* shinee’s minho *picks card* was uninvited to our birthday party?

flameojamespotter:

sm: don’t worry we’re on it!

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(Source: shindongdaddy)

bbricklover:

charles-bingley:

"dbsk will now promote as 2"

"exo will now promote as 11"

"f(x) will promote as 4"

"snsd will now promote as 8"

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WTF I JUST TOOK A BLOODY NAP

▶ People waste their lives holding back, whispering what should be shouted.

A Quiet Joy (via jan-zhao)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao)

(Source: aegchu)

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.